like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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