Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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