By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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