those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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