I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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