i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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