im drinking this country out of the recession.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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