Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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