...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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