around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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