got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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