Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
