Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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