called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you win again, gameday.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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