She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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