who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
