party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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