I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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