the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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