I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
please come you make the beer taste better
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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