I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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