Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I still have a little drunk in my system
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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