Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I think your dad took our porno
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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