Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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