I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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