marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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