found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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