At least make sure they are 18
Why
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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