Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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