Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
