I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I look better un-naked...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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