Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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