the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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