playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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