Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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