just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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