I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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