I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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