I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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