We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
dude. I can hear the air.
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