I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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