So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
COCAINE IS GR8
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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