i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
