Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I need to calm my uterus...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Randomize
