Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
is it fun? or sober?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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