she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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