White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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