His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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