He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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