Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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