In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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