Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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