Got a toothbrush?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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