so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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