their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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