...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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