I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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